krispy

Dumm dum dumm.

I've made it through 4 days of a juice fast. Not sure when I'll quit. I'm a little fat face so I might go a while. I also might eat a donut tomorrow. Who knows? I'm cray cray like that.

I'm not playing any WSOP events this year. Why you and every other person I play poker with asks? Because the Rio won't let me. Why? Because they are big babies over there. Fatter faces than mine. Maybe I'll play a DeepStack. Again who knows? I'm cray cray like that.

I played a hand yesterday not awesome. I shoved a flop w 5% to win and got there. Some asshole from England told me I must know how terrible I am. I've never once in a decade of playing berated a player. Not once. I hope that kid loses all of his money and has to give bj's for a plane ticket back home. Then I hope he gets a broken middle seat that won't recline.

I also hope I don't have to hear another, "my cousin's friend's roommate got 162nd in blah blah tournament."  I don't give a shit.

I need a juice. Donut flavored.